Wednesday's What's Up With That!?

Charlie Sheen is nuts. NUTS! However, it's like a train wreck that you just can't help but watch. It's fascinating how he continues to spiral completely out of control. 

The most recent event is that he is hiring (as in for money) a Social Media Intern to manage his now over 2 million followers on Twitter as well as his other social media networks. 

You can check out the whole article here, which includes a link to the online application to become Charlie's Social Media Intern. 

It's only an 8 week job.... great for those college kids looking for a Summer gig.  This is directly from the application found on internships.com:

Deadline: March 11th, 2011
Position: Full-Time, Paid
Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)
Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.

Then the application consists of the following questions:
First name
Last name
Email address
I should be the Social Media Intern Because: (75 words or less)

Is this for real? It can't possibly be for real can it? I think everyone should apply who is reading this blog post.  The rule is, you must leave a comment with your 75 words or less answer to "I should be the Social Media Intern Because". 

I have to admit - I considered copying my outcome to this awesome Charlie Sheen rant mad lib as my application.

In case you were curious, my very own Charlie Sheen rant is as follows:

I am on a drug. It’s called Elizabeth. If you try it once, you will yank. Your esophagus will melt off, and your minions will plummet over your stabbed body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not baffled—a total freaking waitress from Uranus. I’ve got coyote blood, Apollo DNA! … They picked a fight with a vampire. They’re trying to take all my mellons and leave me with no means to poke my family. It’s not oceanography! They owe me an apology while licking my pelvis … I don’t think people are ready for the chair I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of hideous love. I exposed idiots to magic! Here’s your mucus test. Next one goes in your belly button!

You know you wanna try.....